May 2013
1 tag
i want to go back to olive garden
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
assbutt-of-asgard:
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....”
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
“Finding you was like coming home.”
– 6-Word Story #81 (via writingsforwinter)
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
i want gretchen weiners’ hair thanks bye
“The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know...”
– Dr. Wayne Dyer (via brandonxwillis)
jakemalik:
*picks u up for prom in heelys*
“Here’s a song that repeats one word 563 times.”
– Robert Plant
Ryman Auditorium, June 29, 2005. Introducing Babe I’m Gonna Leave You
(via musicsapiens)
1 tag
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
theanti90smovement:
i have huge thumb muscles from trolling nerds on the Net
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
